I was absentmindedly Northernlion’s CK2/Game of Thrones Let’s Play when I heard him comment about a “funny looking guy”. I look at the screen and
HOLY SHIT IS THAT SAM?!
IT IS. IT’S SAM TARLY!
And he’s THE LORD PARAMOUNT OF REACH.
AND HOLY CRAP he’s got three military perks man! you can get those only by fighting hard in the frontlines and even then you rarely get more than two! And Valyrian steel sword! What a badass you turned out to be!
His father has no idea what kind of badass he sent to the Wall… well, at least the Night Watch has someone to slay Others for them ;P