martin-septim:

championgaelle:

aprivatedetective:

JAUFFRE: I have arranged the Blades into various squads. Archers will take the rear, situated on the hilltop overlooking the Gates. One squad will confront the Daedra directly, while the others will provide cover on their flanks. Baurus and I will remain with you.

MARTIN: No, I think we’ll be much safer if we all charge forward in one huge, disorganised mob, swinging weapons blindly and making sure to run in front of each other’s blows.

JAUFFRE: …

MARTIN: It’s the last thing they’ll expect.

JAUFFRE: …Are you absolutely sure about this?

MARTIN: Surprise, that’s the key!

[Jauffre flounces off, muttering to himself, while Martin stands around looking immensely proud of his tactical genius.]

[Best Septim.]

i dont really have anything witty to say about this))

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