So, what could possibly be worse than kneeling to a headman’s block and being almost executed? The Elder Scrolls Online answers: how about being actually executed? And then imprisoned. In Oblivion. As a slave without a soul.
*the sound of script writing team cackling in the distance*
people talking about how bad humans are in tes like
every race is awful
every race except for like, argonians, are awful.
khajiit are precious babies who never hurt anyone and just want the world to smoke around a big gigantic peacepipe while doing the moon dance
there was also that war with the bosmer but they’re douchebags
Argonians are awful too: massacre of Dunmer (justifications don’t matter otherwise every race is right) and using the Umbriel to ethnically cleanse foreigners and political opponents.
As for Khajiit… I am trying here dude but… it is hard to find anythign to complain about >_
I’m level 3 and I already have too many side quests. This is clearly an Elder Scrolls game… :D
Man, I’m absolutely loving this beta. It’s 3 a.m. and I’m barely functioning so instead of anything useful or informative I’ll present you with a collection of my random TESO moments so far. May of may not contain spoilers, depending on what you consider as such.
Prisoner again, shackles and all. Now this brings me back.
Any chance you’d be related to Sheogorath? No? Are you absolutely certain?
Isriana follows the sacred Elder Scrolls tradition of forgetting the plot and running after foxes and other small furry animals.
Ooh, we have snakes and scorpions in this game too. Wait, and monkies?! And kitties?! :33
Oh. And wolves.
You, madam, are trying to hammer a piece of metal without a hammer.
I have most likely located one of Bron’s ancestors. Where, you might ask. Why, behind bars of course. Seriously, I can’t with you, Jakarn.
Yet somehow that fellow went and recruited like his whole fan club for the mission OMG
No, dude, I’m pretty sure I do.
And then tomorrow’s mission: find my sorcerer a pair of shoes.
Hey guys, see who I found wandering in Betnikh!
is no one going to talk about his
aldos othran anyone
ARE U SRS
New bells were attached to one of the old dwemer citadels called Endusal.Misty forenoon, four danmers-adherents prepare main bell to serve.
Back by popular demand, the TR Name Generator!
Please bear in mind, the name generator is not perfect and can be fairly repetitive so don’t take it too seriously and be prepared to add a little originality to names you intend to use.
A link will be added to the main site in the near future.