The Sharmat - Finished
This really took me some time but I’m very happy with the outcome
Dagoth Ur in all his shiny glory!
To be honest, I have always adored Almalexia.
She is the Queen who will crush everyone on her way to power. She is domineering, cunning, unshakable - and at the same time, she perfectly understands what her people need. Or… she thinks she knows.
In any case, Almalexia is an amazing character and deserves no less love than the rest of the TES antagonists!
While her two fellow gods just sat at home, wrote theology, and smoked Hist Sap, she was doing all the guiding, protecting, ruling, communication, customer support, and even helped some non-believers on the other end of the continent.
And after all that self-sacrifice, they still like Vivec and his self-insert fanfiction more. Honestly, I too would get pissy. She is just a victim of centuries long work stress.
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oblivion but someone resurrects almalexia to kill mehrunes dagon… she agrees but only on the condition that the provinces are made indepedent, the imperial legion is disbanded, and the empire ends.
martin septim breathes a big sigh of relief as he can go back to being a nobody who knows too much about daedric magic who doesn’t have to spend his entire life surrounded by fanatical imperial spies. he says a quiet prayer to her every night for saving him from all that nonsense.
This is Almalexia we are talking about. She’d request from everyone to worship her, and while she is at it have all other cults banned.
And hell no to disbanding legions, they have to rebrand into Her Legions and White Gold Tower is changed into a Temple, from where her Holy Light is destined to reach all corners of Nirn.
tl;dr this is Almalexia
sounds great where do i sign up :)
Well, she is dead so we need to change time, aka cause a Dragon Break. Numidium kinda went kaput and some jackass destroyed Numidium v2, so we can’t use those.
Dragons can use time magic, but I wouldn’t count on them breaking their dad. The only one who would got killed by another jackass.
But there is this guy called Miraak who is experienced and has access to a fancy library. True, Herma Mora killed him, but his animus should still be somewhere in Apochrypha. If we get him a new vestige, some books on Dragon Break, and an Elder Scroll or two, I am sure he could break the dragon.
Next challenge is making him revive Almalexia and let her do her thing. But fear not! This guy did not get laid for millenniums, so if we can show him some paintings of Almalexia, we might convince him that a marriage with an eternally young beautiful elven woman with much experience in bed is a great idea. The old Nord won’t know what hit him!
Once the dragon is broke, we all travel into past and he saves Almalexia from her violent ex-husband, they can save Tamriel together and then hold a wedding ceremony. The ceremony is certain to have a book of guests.
We can sign up there.
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Almalexia: She did not have one. Her death would mark some general confusion in her city, but by 4E 201 the last indicators of her 4,000 year reign would be removed from her own temple.
Sotha Sil: He created an artificial Heart of Lorkhan so that his city could survive in the event of his death. As long as the Heart survives, it seems his city, and his still devout followers, can survive indefinitely.
Vivec: He used Baar Dau as a constant threat of the consequences of Morrowind’s people abandoning him. Even though there were attempts to prevent the rock from falling onto the city after his disappearance, these efforts would fail in 4E 5, destroying Vivec City. The impact would cause massive tsunamis to ravage mainland Morrowind, and result in the eruption of Red Mountain, destroying much of Vvardenfell in the process.
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Did You Know: The only master level trainer for enchanting in The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind is hostile to you by default? Qorwynn can be found in the Indoranyon Stronghold, and will attempt to kill you upon approaching him, without any hint to his role as the greatest enchanter in Vvardenfell. He can be successfully spoken to for training through a calming spell, or stealth.
That’s very characteristic for an master enchanter, that you have to magically calm them down from a murderous rage or whisper to them from a dark corner of the room in order to have even a slightly productive conversation
Honestly the first class on enchanting at a magical school must be insane. You have a bunch of magically-gifted and bored teenagers just sitting around in a class, when the archmage comes in and explains that they have tried everything in their power to ensure that their professor will be sedated for the lecture, but if the magical wards fail they have to RUN and NOT LOOK BACK. The first few rows are warned not to wear any robes they value highly due to “being in the splash zone”. They warn you to avoid anything labeled a fire exit because that really means “an exit enchanted to teleport you to Infernace, the Oblivion realm of the Fire Atronachs”. The student aids begin class by casting invisibility on themselves.
There’s also the hilarious implication that since he’s totally fine with you talking to him when he hasn’t noticed and cannot see you, that he’s only willing to have a peaceful conversation with invisible voices that appear to be coming from nowhere. It’s like
“Hey, you’re the master enchanter, right” and he slowly looks up and is like
“Hermeus Mora?”
And you just sorta roll with it. But you still have to pay him. What does this look like
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“You want me to be your sponsor in House Hlaalu? I thought you’d never ask… But first, I want to see who I’m dealing with. Show Uncle Crassius what you have to offer. That’s right, don’t be shy.”
–Crassius Curio, requesting you strip for him to advance in House Hlaalu
I remember when he asked me money in return for proclaiming me the Hortator. Naturally, I replied by upping his disposition. Then he asked for money or a kiss. I gave him all the money he asked for.
This was a rare case of an NPC having Speechraft of 100.
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Did You Know: Azura cursed the Dunmer to have their current appearance? For the actions of the Tribunal, Azura cursed the Chimer to have an ashen appearance with red eyes, and bound their fate to the Tribunals.
The Tribunal, having been similarly changed, responded in three different ways. Almalexia reverted her appearance back to that of a Chimer, Vivec split down the middle with one half being Chimer and the other half Dunmer, and Sotha Sil fully embraced his new face.
Anonymous asked: What Great House mods can you recommend?
I never really played Morrowind with many mods, and have been out of the modding scene for a while. Perhaps some of my followers, especially @darkelfguy, have some recommendations?
Depends on what Great House you want to play with. As a Telvanni, I recommend these ones:
Uvirith’s Legacy - makes you think like a true Wizard Lord. A unique experience, I don’t think there is anything like this in any game
Building Up Uvirith’s Legacy - allows you to turn Uvirith’s Grave into a city (if not using Uvirith’s Legacy, download “Building Up Uvirith’s Grave”)
LGNPC - Tel Uvirith (Downlaod Link) - adds personality to your vanilla retainers, as well as several new quests, one of which connects to Oblivion’s Mehrunes Dagon DLC
Rise of House Telvanni - now that you have become the Telvanni Archmagister, it is time to bring your Great House to power. Numerous quests, and your Choices are of great importance
Anonymous asked: Would Neloth ever consider planting a mushroom forest in Skyrim?
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To quote our most esteemed Master Neloth: “Whatever you want, the answer is no. You imbecile. You blighted N'wah.”
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for sweet @rita-sanderson :з
Some excellent looking Neloth fan art! My favorite NPC in Morrowind and it was so cool to see him return in Dragonborn. ~Damon
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